Zoo Horrors

A zoo is a great place for a nameophile like L to work. You hear a lot of parents screaming at their children at the zoo. Some recent gems that were shouted across grounds recently:

Michelin (presumably a combination of Michelle and Lynn, and yes, it was pronounced like the tire store), Danish, and Sullen (this last being shouted by a distinctly goth-esque mommy.) Also Ryler, or possibly Riler. I don't know how it was spelled. I only know it sounded like Scooby-Doo was trying to say "Tyler." Don't name your kid that.