What-what? In the butt!

In honor of the name suggestion Analeigh in the previous blog post, I present this list of names suggested to a mom-to-be that make me think of the Hershey Highway. Thank you, internet! You are truly a magnificent series of tubes. And so are these names.

Analie, Annalie, Annaly, Annahlii.

Also in the same list but not so reminiscent of sodomy in the bottomy were the following names, still terrible in their own right:

Airalie, Aeralee, Kenadee, Kenahdy.

Good golly. Just name her Kennedy.

I would not, could not in a box.

From Yahoo Answers:

Do you like this girl nameS?

Do you like Aristella Rachele
or/and
Marlee Animaila

Which name do you prefer?

Grey or Keavan?

Keavan is like Kevin, only a kee sound intead of a kev sound (kee-vin) i realize they might not be your style but please just pick one.

What do you think of this name for a little blonde boy?

I came up with this name it's chadison like madison but with chad in front we would call him chad but his full name would be chadison be honest

[what about a full-grown blonde man named Chadison? We're not just naming little wee babbies, remember.]

What sounds better or cuter?

No ugly comments please about spelling just would like to know what is cuter or better then thee others

Skyleigh
Shayleigh
Shyleigh-Shileigh
Shayleah

[Ugh.]

Tell me what you like mos.

From Y!A:

I'm just going to put out my whole list of full names and you just tell me what sounds better and what you like mos?

Boys:

Kayden Ryder
Lucas Cole
Grayson Lane
Grei
Benjamin Ryle (pro. Riley)
Brandson Noel
James Dominic [Hey, look! A normal one.]

girls:
Shailee Anne Marie
Brynna Elayne
Devon Shyann
MaraLynn
Noah Renee [She knows Noah was a drunk old man, right?]
Amber Nikole
Bailey Ray
Brynn Leigh
Natalia Lorraine
Lynn Cole
Amara Mae
Ashlee Leeanna
Leah Eden
Camila (Cammy) May
Nicole Leeanna
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middle names please
Kamrynn
Eden
AmberLeigh
Carley
Zoey
Delaynee
Lorraine

Some of the girls' names aren't bad at all, but is it really necessary to get all UNEEK with the spelling?