I'm baa-aaack!

Yeah, I let the blog go silent for nigh on a year. Why? Just got bored. But I'm back again now, and hoping to get more reader interaction, which will keep me interested in continuing to post. In the meantime, enjoy some horrors from Yahoo Answers' Baby Names section, easily my favorite place to troll for terrible baby names.

Badass baby name ideas?

I'm still not sure if I'm having a boy or a girl, and I want names that not that many kids have...


sooo..

heres what i was thinking.

Draven, Legion or Law for a boy

Rayne for a girl

have any more cool name ideas? or a middle name for these? and do u like these, yes or no?
Be honest!!

THANKS! :)

[responses from the Y!A community:]

Rayne is cool..but if you're looking for badass girl names, you could use: Harley. If you want it more feminized, Harleigh. :) Good luck! :D

[Yeah, the -eigh really puts a girly spin on that whole "giving your daughter the name of a motorcycle brand that is commonly referred to as a 'Hog'" thing.]

Why would you want to give your child a badass names? That's very childish - what about when they grow up, maybe become business people? It'd sound quite silly. Why not a classy, elegant name?
Sorry I just had to say that..

[You know, once in a while a Y!A user will restore my faith in humanity. It doesn't happen often, though....]

Rayne -- sounds like a hippy's name

SUGGESTIONS:
Boys: Ash, Jett, Hawkin (or Haakon), Zane, Pierce
Girls: Katrina, Victoria, Vanessa, Eve, Phoenix, Musetta (pronounced like Muse-etta)

i don't like any of them. Law? seriously. I'd rather call my kid 'sheriff'. sorry :(

[Word up.]

Sound like wine labels.

[A prospective mommy asks Yahoo Answers:]

What do you think about these unique baby names?

Girl-
Madrid
Bellavida
Saskia

Boy-
Hart
Wylder
Riley

[For the record, L doesn't actually hate either Saskia or Hart, but I figured you might, gentle reader, so I put them in bold orange for you. The rest are horrid, though. I think we can all agree on that.]

[Also, for flip's sake, can we PLEASE stop naming children RILEY already? Riley is to the last five years as Michaela and Hayden were to ten years ago.]

I would not, could not in a box.

From Yahoo Answers:

Do you like this girl nameS?

Do you like Aristella Rachele
or/and
Marlee Animaila

Which name do you prefer?

Grey or Keavan?

Keavan is like Kevin, only a kee sound intead of a kev sound (kee-vin) i realize they might not be your style but please just pick one.

What do you think of this name for a little blonde boy?

I came up with this name it's chadison like madison but with chad in front we would call him chad but his full name would be chadison be honest

[what about a full-grown blonde man named Chadison? We're not just naming little wee babbies, remember.]

What sounds better or cuter?

No ugly comments please about spelling just would like to know what is cuter or better then thee others

Skyleigh
Shayleigh
Shyleigh-Shileigh
Shayleah

[Ugh.]

Tell me what you like mos.

From Y!A:

I'm just going to put out my whole list of full names and you just tell me what sounds better and what you like mos?

Boys:

Kayden Ryder
Lucas Cole
Grayson Lane
Grei
Benjamin Ryle (pro. Riley)
Brandson Noel
James Dominic [Hey, look! A normal one.]

girls:
Shailee Anne Marie
Brynna Elayne
Devon Shyann
MaraLynn
Noah Renee [She knows Noah was a drunk old man, right?]
Amber Nikole
Bailey Ray
Brynn Leigh
Natalia Lorraine
Lynn Cole
Amara Mae
Ashlee Leeanna
Leah Eden
Camila (Cammy) May
Nicole Leeanna
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middle names please
Kamrynn
Eden
AmberLeigh
Carley
Zoey
Delaynee
Lorraine

Some of the girls' names aren't bad at all, but is it really necessary to get all UNEEK with the spelling?

Give her the middle name "Muncie."

Oh, Yahoo Answers. You are always good for horror a laugh.

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What do you think of this girls name.?

Indiana Elizabeth Armitage
Indiana Rose Armitage
Indiana Valerie Armitage

Nickname Indie, the last name is armitage.

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Well? What do you think of it?