Nearly as bad as the "What do you think of this super-special name I'm considering for my child?" posts are the suggestions others make for moms who haven't decided on a name yet.
One poor gal who's looking for some names similar to Antonio or Maximus -- perfectly acceptable names, if you ask me -- got these suggestions. I ask you: Are they even in the same ballpark?
What about Maksim? Like the dancer from Dancing With the Stars.
Landon, Logan, Lawson. My cousin by marriages sons names. [Great, so their names all sound
trendy and alliterative, and you don't know how to use apostrophes?]
Axel, Justice...my friend has a son named Urijah.
I love names like Sawyer and Kellon but my stubborn close minded husband won't consider either of them for our potential future son. [smart man. I actually don't dislike Sawyer, but Kellon? Really?]
Adonis...
And finally, the best suggestion ever from a poster on said forum:
Or you can just say fuck it and name him Alexis Paige, and dress him like a girl.
You win the internet, madam. You win the inernet.
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